I’ve got a case of …

Things I regret doing this Monday:

  1. Getting up
  2. Eating four gummy multivitamins
  3. Irresponsible texting (with clothes on)
  4. Speaking to the intern, about anything at all
  5. Listening to Flock of Seagulls’ “Space Age Love Song” that 20th time
  6. Walking into the locker room just as the fat girl (not me) got naked
  7. Expecting my boss to put in a full day at work
  8. Putting in a full day at work

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