good news from Cadillac

Thanks to breakthroughs in automotive technology, Cadillac’s new “Safety Alert Seat” is capable of delivering short pulses through the seat to warn of potential hazards.  What does this mean in lay terms for gentleman buyers?  Basically, the all-new Cadillac XTS will vibrate your taint immediately before you get into an accident.  Best.  $50,000.  Ever.

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