In lieu of doing anything today I’m just going to sit around and talk about how little I’m doing today–and by doing so, I’m inadvertently doing something. This is what I call productivity. It’s also an example of my extreme ingenuity. Speaking of ingenuity and productivity, tomorrow is TGIPCF (Thank God It’s Pie Chart Friday) here on Cats In Your Pants. On TGIPCF you get a pie chart in your pants, in addition to a cat. Once a year on Good Friday I will Cat Paint a pie chart for you to shove down your pants. Not just any Cat Painted pie chart, but one so incredible it will raise the dead. That’s a good fucking Friday, I’ll tell you what.