It’s not just Friday, it’s Pie Chart Friday. Every Friday is Pie Chart Friday but obviously I can’t seem to remember that. I can’t seem to remember anything which is why “I just haven’t been able to get to that yet” is my go-to when anyone asks me the status of anything. What I really mean is “I have no idea what you’re talking so I obviously haven’t done it.” When you’re as out of touch as I am, day-to-day life can be very interesting. It’s pretty much like a box of chocolates, except some of what you get is full of Spam and covered in motor oil; some is pure unicorn shit (which is a positive for those of you who don’t follow unicorn lore). By way of example:
- Today I forgot that we were closing the office early—good surprise.
- Yesterday I forgot to wear a bra—bad surprise.
- This past week I forgot to do any work—very bad surprise, for someone.
People forget things for a variety of reasons and here’s mine.