I have never been accused of being a commitment phobe, most likely because the men of my past were preoccupied with my many other flaws which include, but are not limited to, dishonesty, confusion, anger, jealousy, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, and–first and foremost–sloth. But the truth of the matter is that I am a commitment phobe of incredible proportions. I cannot, in fact, commit to most anything, other than my aversion to commitment.
My commitment phobia is so pronounced that I can’t even commit to things that most people consider permanent. I get tattoos removed, permanent piercings cut out, and once plucked all my eyebrows–OK that last one was a mistake. Anyway, most important for purposes of this platform, you may or may not have noticed that I am a member of the Post A Day movement on WordPress, an effort I stuck with for less than a week. I suppose I should take down the widget expressing my commitment, but I have never fully committed to being honest so I’m going to leave it up and pretend like it never happened, after I publish this post, that is.