I have a dilemma and I need your advice. Then again, last time I needed your advice only 1/10 of the readers who viewed the post actually voted and of those who did, the resulting recommendation had me buying $300 in beer over a new phone. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining about the recommendation and have indeed followed through with that, but a wad of 300 1-spots really makes a shoddy phone. But I’ll give it another good college try this time.
I have a Twitter account that I opened and maintain for the sole purpose of pushing this blog to apparently absolutely no one.
The entirety of my friends on Twitter consist of snowboard companies who never listen to or even acknowledge my incessant plea for free stuff, obscure indie bands whose reputation I am only hurting by adding to their popularity, and random people who followed me just because and who I follow back for the same, very logical reason. Oh, and I shouldn’t forget the comedians who are either nationally or not-at-all recognized–it doesn’t look like there is any in-between in the comedy world.
I have less followers than a ham sandwich (@_HamSandwhich_) which is depressing and hunger-inducing. I hate everything about Twitter, especially having to do it and having to do it poorly because I don’t know how to do it. I guess what I’m saying is I’m not sure if I want to Twitter anymore, and because I can’t make any serious decisions with far-reaching consequences on my own and without immediate regrets, I need you all to tell me what to do. Whatever you all recommend is what I’ll do, and if no one bothers to chime in, I’m going to eat a 6-pack of cupcakes and complain.