Two weeks ago, I sprained my ankle and/or broke my foot (the jury is still out on medicine), simply by being ambulatory. I’m talented, what can I say. Then, last weekend, I re-sprained it, performing exactly the same activity. There was talent oozing all over the place, you should have been there–but I probably wouldn’t have remembered if you were. The unfortunate thing about having a sprained ankle is that when I need to put on my professional costume, everything is tailored to four inch heels. What’s a girl to do?
Well, I don’t know about girls, but this badass bitch wrapped that shit up, threw on the heels, and made an appearance at work today dressed like a professional for our Executive Committee meeting. While what transpired may not have been professional and/or badass, it was nevertheless a good laugh and will therefore be the subject of today’s Pie Chart Friday.
Here are some of the downfalls to wearing heels with a sprained ankle, proportioned by the significance of the lesson learned:
Happy Pie Chart Friday and safe walking, my friends!