Now leaving the launch complex

Remember this movie? Hell yeah you do. How could you forget? Look at that beautiful dumb idiot; who hasn’t lost themselves in those eyes for a week or two … OK, definitely not the point. I’ve spent a considerable amount of time, as some might suggest, starring in my own Failure to Launch movie. Produced […]


Just Another Magic Monday

I don’t know why I’m surprised when Mondays turn into shit show central around here, it’s exactly the same drill every week. By the time I get in, Harriet Hates Her Job has successfully brewed the worst tasting coffee in the history of bad office coffee.  She will naturally have forgotten to wash the filter […]