Family

Merry Bitchmas!

Hello there!  You know what day it is … yep, it’s the day that America’s shitty humans forget how to operate their motor vehicles, but nevertheless take to the nation’s roads and highways in droves.  Oh, and it’s Christmas, too. Merry Christmas, but back to the point. What is it about this time of year that causes […]

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seat 16b(aby)

The baby is the longtime dreaded seat partner on an aircraft, with the growing exception of the massively obese person who hasn’t given themselves the courtesy of purchasing the seat block that their body necessitates. However, the unfortunate overweight partner can often justify a move to another seat, on the theory that a) you cannot […]

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the badbye

To say it’s been a challenging year would be like calling a cucumber a pickle. Well, sort of. Anyway, my point is that I’m not all that surprised to have found myself driving across the country and through the middle of nowhere last weekend, for purposes of saying goodbye to a dying family member. The […]

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Rated NC-17

I have never been accused of being great around kids, although to be fair I am rarely given the chance just on the assumption that I will be absolutely outrageous. I don’t fault my family and friends for thinking this–I have certainly proved myself to be outright inappropriate in almost every other situation, why would […]

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oh baby …

It seems that you can’t have a job in this country without being subjected to pictures and videos of co-workers’ babies.  Obviously, if I thought babies were cute, funny, adorable, precious, or any of the blatantly false adjectives thrown at infant photos and videos, then I would have one of my own.  (Nightmare scenario.)  I […]

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