Sometimes progress looks like a pie chart. But rarely.
Mindfulness Meditation is all the rage these days. In fact, it’s almost like the new road rage. There is a lot about mindfulness as a concept that… Read more “Meditation for the Less Mindful”
Jesus gave up on me long ago, and that’s only if—big if—he even had an interest in me after I defecated all over the doctor who delivered… Read more “stigmatic. stupid. stitches.”
Guess who’s back! Fortunately it’s not Eminem despite MTV and local radio protests to the contrary. Much like the Razor Scooter on college campuses across the country, I… Read more “Now call it a comeback.”
Cats In Your Pants returns April 1st! Thanks for being patient while I get my life out of the toilet.
Despair comes in many shapes and sizes but none quite as off-putting as having to return to work the day after not winning the Mega Millions lottery. … Read more “There are winners and then there are … me.”
Looks like it’s that time of the year again. Time when men around the country prioritize making me not want to sleep with them by growing disgusting… Read more “Move over Mustache Movember”