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Happy HalloWhy Can’t I Go Party?!

Happy Halloween everyone! This is my favorite holiday of the year–hands down–capping off my favorite month of the year, in which I’ve probably watched the entire repertoire of can’t-miss-but-wish-you-could awful horror movies. Oh, and Tremors. What can I say, old habits die hard, and so does my crush on Kevin Bacon. Every Halloween I have […]

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Tweet Twitter Quitter

I have a dilemma and I need your advice.  Then again, last time I needed your advice only 1/10 of the readers who viewed the post actually voted and of those who did, the resulting recommendation had me buying $300 in beer over a new phone.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining about the […]

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post- Chri$tma$ report

It’s the day after Christmas and millions of Americans are officially broke. Many are also disappointed in that World’s Best Dad tie from their son, 30-pack of underwear from their mother, or unidentifiable house plant from their husband. Well, that’s what you get for confusing Santa Christ with Jesus Claus, and commercializing a holiday that’s […]

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my whipcycle is in

Dear Diary, My bike is in, my hymen is intact (so far), and I am in love.  All is well, aside from failing to dismount properly a few times this morning.  It looked like I fell off it but it was totally different, definitely not a fall.  Only a few people saw it anyway, and […]

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