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oh snap, El’s back

I’ve taken a break from this blog–and apparently have decided to break the silence by stating the obvious.  Moving on.   Things were getting out of control with this Bachelorette finale that is my life.  There’s something shockingly hopeless about going to bed hammered and happy after a college party and then waking up to […]

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Mewving on Up

It’s been too long since I’ve mocked the artistic skills of Thomas Peipert in my Mewve Over Photojournalists and Keep On Mewving Photojournalists series, which really was never a series to anyone but me.  Well, third time is a charm, and since he’s still upset at me for spilling the beans about him being below […]

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complex conflict

Having lost the battle with my apartment company, I have resigned myself to the reality that I will remain in this poor-couples-with-toy-dog hell hole for another month and will then be paying double rent for longer than I should have to, which is not at all.  The only redeeming quality of my current residence is […]

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Bike to Bars Day

It’s Bike to Work Day 2013 (obviously, right?), so you can bet I spent part of the morning on my Hymen Buster 3000.  Bike to Work Day happens to be one of my favorite summer social events, and it usually ends up being more like Bike to Breakfast and Another Breakfast and Another Breakfast Day.  […]

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lean in or crouch and urinate?

Oh hey, Sheryl, here I am, leaning in with one foot up on the Facebook table, wearing my designer skirt and fanciest pair of granny panties. I hope you can see them, they’re bunching like it’s nobody’s business. I’m probably not the person you wanted leaning in to this table but I think myself capable […]

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