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I’m being hounded by weddings, married people, pregnant people, happy people—people who I have basically nothing in common with because I’m perpetually miserable, want misery for others, and would prefer to choke a kid rather than play with one. At one point not too long ago, I was talking about marrying myself.  I found an […]

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Breaking Bad 8/5/12

Well, last night Breaking Bad delivered another tribute to the power of meth and money, with the producers killing off Jesse Pinkman and Walt Jr.  Kidding. The takeaways from last night’s blatantly Chrysler-sponsored episode: Heisenberg is back and remains incapable of shaving his head without injury; we learn that a Pontiac Aztek is only worth […]

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