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seeking misery, not company

Everyone has those times when things in life are coming up Milhouse, so much so that you need to chase after something that will make you completely miserable, just to even things out.  I find myself at this stage, so have been kicking around the idea of getting back on Facebook.  As you may know, […]

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the semi-serious post of 2013

The upshot to being bat shit crazy is that at least I make it look good and, with having recently spent my rent on a Burberry purse, it now looks quite fashionable as well.  One of the areas in which I really excel is reading meaning into things that have none.  I can glance at […]

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blowga

I’ve been doing a lot of yoga lately.  I really like yoga, there are so, so many benefits to practicing yoga and I can’t begin to explain how fucking sick I am of hearing about all of them. My biggest complaint about practicing yoga is that you have to do it with other people, and […]

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ballin’

… as in kickballing. No one has ever accused me of being athletic, nor would they. People have accused me of being a lush, though, so you can imagine how at home I felt at my first beer-league kickball game recently. Finally, a place where I am accepted for who I am not, which is […]

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Bitch Camp

Now that it’s summer I’m focusing on getting in shape which means I’ll be bikini ready by mid-November. This is not surprising–I’m always late, a trait that almost never works out in my favor; fortunately, I never care.  But it would be nice to accomplish what I know, deep down, will be jack shit before […]

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