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The thing about getting old is that I really don’t want to do it. Luckily, neither do the guys in Strung Out who played two of their earlier albums straight through and back-to-back last night. I will say at the outset it was pretty fucking incredible. It was also a bit different with an older […]
More… when the internet thinks you run a pornography site. I can’t have my only reader blocked from my site so taking inspiration from David Thorne, I’m replacing all references to pornography in the WiFi post with “kitten mittens.” Take that, internet!
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I recently attended a professional development course aimed at teaching members of my profession how best to utilize their iPads. This is challenging considering the majority of those comprising my profession are more in tune with adult diapers and pads than iPads. But everyone buys them because of the included big-button calculator. In any event, […]
MoreDear Diary, My bike is in, my hymen is intact (so far), and I am in love. All is well, aside from failing to dismount properly a few times this morning. It looked like I fell off it but it was totally different, definitely not a fall. Only a few people saw it anyway, and […]
MoreThanks to breakthroughs in automotive technology, Cadillac’s new “Safety Alert Seat” is capable of delivering short pulses through the seat to warn of potential hazards. What does this mean in lay terms for gentleman buyers? Basically, the all-new Cadillac XTS will vibrate your taint immediately before you get into an accident. Best. $50,000. Ever.
MoreLast night I had the pleasure–that doesn’t sound right–of catching the season premier of TLC’s The Big Tiny. It’s the last word in that title that sums up the premise. A show about smaller individuals (dwarfs, sorry) is not necessarily unique. MTV has probably been there and done that, and Hollywood certainly showcases the best […]
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