I’m being hounded by weddings, married people, pregnant people, happy people—people who I have basically nothing in common with because I’m perpetually miserable, want misery for others,… Read more “catrimony”
… that I don’t discriminate against people based on the color of their skin, just how much of it they have. I’m beginning to think I may… Read more “I once said …”
Dear Diary, The new bike I ordered should be in and assembled tomorrow. I could not be more excited. I figured it was time to get something… Read more “my bike”
I’m as into this song as this chick is into toilet paper.
I’ve developed a healthy case of insomnia lately and am slowly going fucking insane. As you can see from this chart I prepared in advance of my… Read more “insomnia”
Well, last night Breaking Bad delivered another tribute to the power of meth and money, with the producers killing off Jesse Pinkman and Walt Jr. Kidding. The… Read more “Breaking Bad 8/5/12”
Things I regret doing this Monday: Getting up Eating four gummy multivitamins Irresponsible texting (with clothes on) Speaking to the intern, about anything at all Listening to… Read more “I’ve got a case of …”