A Chance Excounter

Never walk out of the house looking anything but incredible. I read that tidbit of advice recently but I can’t for the life of me remember where, and this lack of attention that I dedicate to everything in life, including reading, bit me in the ass this weekend when I ran into my ex–and did […]

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Mayhem or May(be not)hem

Remember when Alice Copper was cool?!  If the answer to that question is no, you’re probably too young to be reading this blog.  Or too young to care.  Anyway, I remember, and I’ll tell you what, he can feed my Frankenstein anytime.  Still.  That was some music, at least some music that you’d find me […]

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Move over Mustache Movember

Looks like it’s that time of the year again. Time when men around the country prioritize making me not want to sleep with them by growing disgusting mustaches and blaming it on a charitable cause that they just can’t remember right now. I could throw 100 men committed to Mustache Movember into another crowd of […]

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Happy HalloWhy Can’t I Go Party?!

Happy Halloween everyone! This is my favorite holiday of the year–hands down–capping off my favorite month of the year, in which I’ve probably watched the entire repertoire of can’t-miss-but-wish-you-could awful horror movies. Oh, and Tremors. What can I say, old habits die hard, and so does my crush on Kevin Bacon. Every Halloween I have […]

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Feline aficionados unite!

Today is National Cat Day and to celebrate I took my cat for a walk.  This did not go so well. First off, he is–apparently–too fat to fit into his cat harness, evidenced by the impact it had on his equilibrium and balance.  My order of feline wine hadn’t even come in yet and he […]

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