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Now call it a comeback.

Guess who’s back!  Fortunately it’s not Eminem despite MTV and local radio protests to the contrary. Much like the Razor Scooter on college campuses across the country, I have returned, which may not exactly be a top shelf news item but is potentially worthy of some attention nonetheless. I’ve spent the last few wintery months hibernating […]

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A Sober Stumble Upon?

Part of the beauty of WordPress is that I’m on it one can customize their blog to better enable readers to share their posts through a variety of social networking platforms.  Thankfully, I do not suffer from the delusion  that people want to do anything with my posts–especially read them–with the exception of following my […]

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It’s a Beautiful Day in Someone’s Neighborhood

[Queue piano ditty.] [Screen text: Missus Abernathy’s ShadyHood] [Enter trolly car from the left, pan right following trolly.] [Zoom to yellow house mid-screen, with quick camera transition to flashing yellow traffic light.] [Camera pans left as I enter the room singing “A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood”–poorly and off key.] [Stopping at the closet, I […]

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oh snap, El’s back

I’ve taken a break from this blog–and apparently have decided to break the silence by stating the obvious.  Moving on.   Things were getting out of control with this Bachelorette finale that is my life.  There’s something shockingly hopeless about going to bed hammered and happy after a college party and then waking up to […]

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lean in or crouch and urinate?

Oh hey, Sheryl, here I am, leaning in with one foot up on the Facebook table, wearing my designer skirt and fanciest pair of granny panties. I hope you can see them, they’re bunching like it’s nobody’s business. I’m probably not the person you wanted leaning in to this table but I think myself capable […]

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seeking misery, not company

Everyone has those times when things in life are coming up Milhouse, so much so that you need to chase after something that will make you completely miserable, just to even things out.  I find myself at this stage, so have been kicking around the idea of getting back on Facebook.  As you may know, […]

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