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Now call it a comeback.

Guess who’s back!  Fortunately it’s not Eminem despite MTV and local radio protests to the contrary. Much like the Razor Scooter on college campuses across the country, I have returned, which may not exactly be a top shelf news item but is potentially worthy of some attention nonetheless. I’ve spent the last few wintery months hibernating […]

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It’s a Beautiful Day in Someone’s Neighborhood

[Queue piano ditty.] [Screen text: Missus Abernathy’s ShadyHood] [Enter trolly car from the left, pan right following trolly.] [Zoom to yellow house mid-screen, with quick camera transition to flashing yellow traffic light.] [Camera pans left as I enter the room singing “A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood”–poorly and off key.] [Stopping at the closet, I […]

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oh snap, El’s back

I’ve taken a break from this blog–and apparently have decided to break the silence by stating the obvious.  Moving on.   Things were getting out of control with this Bachelorette finale that is my life.  There’s something shockingly hopeless about going to bed hammered and happy after a college party and then waking up to […]

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complex conflict

Having lost the battle with my apartment company, I have resigned myself to the reality that I will remain in this poor-couples-with-toy-dog hell hole for another month and will then be paying double rent for longer than I should have to, which is not at all.  The only redeeming quality of my current residence is […]

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