children

seat 16b(aby)

The baby is the longtime dreaded seat partner on an aircraft, with the growing exception of the massively obese person who hasn’t given themselves the courtesy of purchasing the seat block that their body necessitates. However, the unfortunate overweight partner can often justify a move to another seat, on the theory that a) you cannot […]

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Rated NC-17

I have never been accused of being great around kids, although to be fair I am rarely given the chance just on the assumption that I will be absolutely outrageous. I don’t fault my family and friends for thinking this–I have certainly proved myself to be outright inappropriate in almost every other situation, why would […]

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Teen Mom

The greatest thing about MTV is nothing. So I was fairly surprised when I found myself watching the end of an episode of Teen Mom recently. Certainly, of all shows out there on network TV these days, this one conveys the sheer terror that we should all be feeling to think that children are our […]

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oh baby …

It seems that you can’t have a job in this country without being subjected to pictures and videos of co-workers’ babies.  Obviously, if I thought babies were cute, funny, adorable, precious, or any of the blatantly false adjectives thrown at infant photos and videos, then I would have one of my own.  (Nightmare scenario.)  I […]

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