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I’ve got a case of …

Things I regret doing this Monday: Getting up Eating four gummy multivitamins Irresponsible texting (with clothes on) Speaking to the intern, about anything at all Listening to Flock of Seagulls’ “Space Age Love Song” that 20th time Walking into the locker room just as the fat girl (not me) got naked Expecting my boss to […]

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oh baby …

It seems that you can’t have a job in this country without being subjected to pictures and videos of co-workers’ babies.  Obviously, if I thought babies were cute, funny, adorable, precious, or any of the blatantly false adjectives thrown at infant photos and videos, then I would have one of my own.  (Nightmare scenario.)  I […]

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Deactivated

A few months ago, I deactivated my Facebook account, deciding instead to live in the real world (population: me). With my account, I also deactivated my social life. For all meaningful purposes, I have ceased to exist except in memories and/or nightmares of those who used to consider me a sort-of-FB-number-booster friend. Do I miss […]

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