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the semi-serious post of 2013

The upshot to being bat shit crazy is that at least I make it look good and, with having recently spent my rent on a Burberry purse, it now looks quite fashionable as well.  One of the areas in which I really excel is reading meaning into things that have none.  I can glance at […]

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Here are some bees to show you I care.

It looks like Easter has come early for me because my attempt at giving up candy for Lent is officially over.  Turns out, an addict’s idea of commitment is very relative, and relatively short.  But truth be told, the 22 hours I did commit to self-denial was horrible.  Cold sweats, hot flashes, confusion, dizziness, paranoia, […]

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this one’s for you, 35A

This one time in band camp, and by band camp I mean the first of two back-to-back eight-hour flights, I got food poisoning and after six hours of monopolizing the full set of economy class lavatories, and being quizzed about which diseases, exactly, could I have picked up on my trip, I found myself at […]

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ex-cruciating

Tuesday was apparently National Text Your Ex Day–an unofficial holiday created, no doubt, by people who have bad ideas, and practiced only by people who like to put bad ideas into action.  Although I fall into both these categories, I did not, in fact, text any of my exes Tuesday because I just didn’t get […]

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