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Happy HalloWhy Can’t I Go Party?!
Happy Halloween everyone! This is my favorite holiday of the year–hands down–capping off my favorite month of the year, in which I’ve probably watched the entire repertoire of can’t-miss-but-wish-you-could awful horror movies. Oh, and Tremors. What can I say, old habits die hard, and so does my crush on Kevin Bacon. Every Halloween I have […]
Morepop it like it’s hot
I am most definitely not one to ignore a sign from God, especially one suggesting that I take my shirt off, so I was a bit confused and slightly torn over how to handle the situation when the chest-central button on my blouse busted off in the middle of a lunch meeting today. At first, […]
MoreWhitney Houston is rolling in her grave
A few weeks ago, I had the distinct displeasure of being stuck in high-school-graduation traffic, as every school within a 120-mile radius from the city had chosen to convene their ceremony at a venue smack in-between my home and office. Could I take another route to and from work? Sure. Why didn’t I? Who the […]
MorePie Chart Friday: reader advice edition
Happy Pie Chart Friday, readers–especially one reader in particular who took me up on my gracious offer of providing horrendous advice and may have unknowingly jump-started my very successful career as an R-rated advice columnist. Only time will tell, but I have already started spending and celebrating as if this career trajectory is a given, […]
MoreJust Another Magic Monday
I don’t know why I’m surprised when Mondays turn into shit show central around here, it’s exactly the same drill every week. By the time I get in, Harriet Hates Her Job has successfully brewed the worst tasting coffee in the history of bad office coffee. She will naturally have forgotten to wash the filter […]
Morestill here …
… but overwhelmed with being underwhelmed at work. Look for new posts starting this Friday–right after this bug up my ass gets removed.
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