relationships

A Chance Excounter

Never walk out of the house looking anything but incredible. I read that tidbit of advice recently but I can’t for the life of me remember where, and this lack of attention that I dedicate to everything in life, including reading, bit me in the ass this weekend when I ran into my ex–and did […]

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the semi-serious post of 2013

The upshot to being bat shit crazy is that at least I make it look good and, with having recently spent my rent on a Burberry purse, it now looks quite fashionable as well.  One of the areas in which I really excel is reading meaning into things that have none.  I can glance at […]

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reality

It’s been a rough weekend, readers, and after watching episodes of the Wonder Years and getting blitz drunk, I’m starting to come out of my funk. Many thanks are owed to Fred Savage who is gorgeous and innocent and if he were at my house Monday night I would have wrestled that out of him. […]

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Clark Gable–one dreamy dude

No, not that one, this one: This is the face of the new host of Cheaters, the reality TV show that has been ruining steamy love affairs for over a decade.  Life as I knew it ended earlier this year when Joey Greco–the trashiest car-salesman actor on television–left the show.  What’s the point in cheating […]

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ex-cruciating

Tuesday was apparently National Text Your Ex Day–an unofficial holiday created, no doubt, by people who have bad ideas, and practiced only by people who like to put bad ideas into action.  Although I fall into both these categories, I did not, in fact, text any of my exes Tuesday because I just didn’t get […]

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